Gotta find out who's a callin' you when it ain't me a callin'

Gotta put a stop to your stallin' then maybe I can get some sleep

Gonna engage Dick Tracy I might retain Perry Mason

To investigate this situation then maybe I can get some sleep

(Gonna have to teach you a lesson on how to recognize love's blessin'

Till then I'll just have to keep me guessin' and you'll never ever get no sleep)

Has someone been a stealing my sugar has someone been a singing my song

Has there been a hand in the cookie jar has someone been a eatin' my honeycomb

Gonna get you down to the courthouse I'm sick and tired of bein' a man-mouse

I'll get us a licence to keep house then maybe I can get some sleep

[ guitar ]

Has someone been a stealing...

We'll get us a licence to keep house then maybe we can get some sleep

(Honey honey you're not tired are ye

Honey wake up oh anymore all ye ever do is sleep oh well)