I guess I was born with a bad luck
I never heard a good luck call
And if it wasn't for a bad luck
I wouldn't have any luck at all.

Everybody's luck keep changing
My luck stays the same
I talk and nobody listens
And no one remembers my name.

I'm a natural loser loser
Walkin' down the loser's trail
I'm a natural loser, loser
Walkin' all I ever do is fail.

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I drove over to Las Vegas
In my nine thousand dollar Cadillac
And before I could say Jack Robinson
I was a walking back.

Now a steamboats sold for a nickel
And stayed on sale for a week
I'd have to run up and down the bank yellin'
Geewiz ain't that cheap.

I'm a natural loser
Walkin' down the loser's trail
I'm a natural loser, loser
Walkin' all I ever do is fail.

Walkin' down the loser's trail
All I ever do is fail...