They're gonna make me a lifetime member 

In the Forty First Street Lonely Heart's Club

Cause they know I'll always remember that I ain't got your love

I've got a presidential commendation from the Forty First Street Lonely Heart's Club

I'm the loneliest heart in the nation cause I ain't got your love

And I've got teardrops running off my face

And I've got mem'ries that I just can't erase

And I'll do my best to forget your love in the Forty First Street Lonely Heart's Club

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Well I've come a long way since I started

In the Forty First Street Lonely Heart's Club

Cause I was voted Most Broken Hearted since I ain't got your love

My name's gonna go down in history in the Forty First Street Lonely Heart's Club

For outstanding achievement in misery cause I ain't got your love

And I've got teardrops...

Yes I'll do my best to forget your love in the Forty First Street Lonely Heart's Club