Don't want to be alone today

cuz I want you more than words can say.

The perfect girl, you've got to be out there,

the one who won't really even care.

If I get drunk and piss on myself

and every day I smoke a pack of cigarettes,

and I have this dream involving my guitar

and frequently take trips to the nudey bar.



But I, promise to always be true

and I would never cheat on you.

I want to be the one who takes care of you

when you're feelin blue... the perfect girl!



Give me the chance, I swear I'll make it right.

When you leave I'll kiss you good night.

The perfect girl, you know we'll never fight,

because you think it is alright

if I get drunk and piss on myself

and every day smoke a pack of cigarettes,

and have this dream involving my guitar

and frequently take trips to the nudey bar.