Did you see the latest Vogue
Has it ever occurred to you
That you don?t fit the latest trend

Dumb , dumb girl
Can?t you see you?re such a joke
When was the last time your cellphone rang
Babygirl let?s not pretend

Be smart - don?t try to discodance, and
Sweetheart - don?t even come at all

Wake up girl
All the beautiful ones are laughing
Wake up girl
all the beautiful boys are forever taken - girl!

Dumb girl
You could always be like us
Do your boobs and a nosejob to
And don?t forget about the smile

But ?til then
Keep a distance on the bus
Take a look at my beeper now
That?s a number not to dial