(Phone rings once and answer machine picks up!)

Britney: Hey, what’s up?
This is Brit and I’m not in right now,
So do your thang, beep?
Ha, ha, ha…
I’m just kidding

(Tone beeps)

Guy:     (Scuffs)
Yo Brit, you’re a nerd!
You really need to change that message.
But I was thinking about that movie we saw the other night.
You know how she had all that fame and all that money,
But she still wasn’t happy!
Wouldn’t that make a cool song?