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One sunny morning

The preacher went a'hunting

He carried along his shotgun

And along came a grey goose

Gun went a'boom-boom

And down come the grey goose

Six weeks of falling

He was six weeks a'hauling


Then my wife and your wife

Him a'feather picking

He was six weeks a'pickin'

Then they put him on the parboil

He was six weeks a'boilin'

And they put him on the table

The knife wouldn't cut him

No the knife wouldn't cut him


No the knife wouldn't cut him

So they took him to the hog pen

But the hog couldn't eat him

No the hog wouldn't eat him

So they took him to the saw mill

But the saw couldn't eat him

And the last time I saw him

He was flying across the ocean


Yeah the last time I saw him

He was flying across the ocean

With a long string a'goslin'

And they're all going quack-quack

Yeah they're all going quack-quack

And they're all going quack-quack

And he broke the hog's teeth out

And he broke the hog's teeth out

And he broke the saw's teeth out

And he broke the saw's teeth out


And the last time I saw him

He was flying across the ocean

Flying across the ocean

With a long string a'goslin'

And they're all going quack-quack

Yeah they're all going quack-quack