There's a peeping tom in the eye of God's house

Shooting insulin as quiet as a church mouse

Tried to clean his bones from a suffer well

Turned his head couldn't stand the smell



Chorus



Thrill a minute



Verse



Life size crucifix was stolen from the wall

The Organist played Amazing Grace for them all

A hooker in a red skirt testified and repented

While the deacons passed a snake stared and squinted



Someone had a spirit Ran up and down the isle

When the shouting stopped the choir laid in a pile

Bell ringer pull the rope and was lifted of his feet

Pastor disobeyed took the money to the street



Paper taxis pull of eyes Chocolate Pulpit racing by

Floating boardwalks of candy canes

Cashmere penguins with see through wings