Wake up Jones

Stop sleeping on your mama's couch

Waiting for it to happen

Get off home with your yellow finger tips

And belly full of whata could beens

Well I could do, but I'm happy doing nothing

This way the days get

Longer



I'm not giving it away

You wouldn't have me any other way would you

I'm not deliberately lame

It's just the way I am

And you like anyway

I don't half do it wrong

When I do it wrong I do it right

Some of us have it but some people don't

Have the nerve



Well that's all fine

But your big ass is growing

And your hairs got longer than mine

It's about time you thought about somebody else

And get yourself off the line

But I hear you but I'd rather be a nothing

This way the days get

Longer



I'm not giving it away

You wouldn't have me any other way would you

I'm not deliberately lame

It's just the way I am

And you like anyway

I don't half do it wrong

When I do it wrong I do it right

Some of us have it but some people don't

Have the nerve



Get out Jones

I've had enough of your good for nothing hanging around

Yeah I hear you

But I'd rather be a nothing

This way the days get

Longer



I'm not giving it away

You wouldn't have me any other way would you

I'm not deliberately lame

It's just the way I am

And you like anyway

I don't half do it wrong

When I do it wrong I do it right

Some of us have it but some people don't

Have the nerve