Oh babe, I was feeling so horny

The night became a porn movie

Your performance was phoney

Auf Weidersehen Bitch!



Driving in a hired van

Down the autobahn

???? out to an 82

We got out for some sauerkraut

And a walk about 

And a devil came into view 



She must have smelt my money cos her nipples were hard

It only took a week before she maxed out my card



I kicked her off in DÃÆ'¼sseldorf 

Then our next day off she appeared in Tokyo

Even though she was just a 'ho

I could not let go

She wouldn't listen to me when I said



Oh babe, I was feeling so horny

The night became a porn movie

Your performance was phoney

Auf Wiedersehen Bitch!

Back off, don't you try to control me

I'd rather die a bit lonely

I've got my hands to console me

Auf Wiedersehen Bitch!



She lick my man

Like it was marzipan

Like a German can

It was "sehr gut dankeschÃÆ'¶n"

Things went bad cos she went mad

She even told my Dad

When she saw other girls hanging around



She's only here on Wednesday and she thinks she's my wife

Went routing through her handbag, shit myself, there's a knife



Oh babe, I was feeling so horny

The night became a porn movie

Your performance was phoney

Auf Wiedersehen Bitch!

Back off, don't you try to control me

I'd rather die being lonely

I've got my hands to console me

Auf Wiedersehen Bitch!