we try to stay awake,
every Monday mornin.
jus before we hav some key skills,
havin Lessa Laws screamin.
we spent most of our time dreamin of the weekend,
checkin to see if our Sunday league team, had one.
once the lesson starts to begin, it feel like torture.

we’re starting too close our eyes,
we’re starting to fall asleep,
in Robin Stone’s lesson,
and we don’t seem to learn a thing.
and then when he tries to teach,
we always seem to fall asleep,
we’re in Marketing,
and we don’t want to learn a thing.

its been two months now,
and robin is still teachin.
talking bout mission statements
and how marketing in magic.
‘but then he tried to teach
and failed miserably’
you would of thought he had learnt, that he cannot teach.  forever and ever and...

...and once again he tried to teach,
but we always fall asleep,
we’ve become so board,
and we haven’t learnt a thing.
and even when we tried to learn,
Robin was at the pub, drinkin loads of booze,
so we wouldn’t learn a thing.

we haven’t miss one lesson,
but like he really cares.
all want is for him to do, is teach us well.
we have exam’s so soon
it doesn’t look good for us,
our exam’s are approaching, we’ll properly fail them.   yea, yea, yeahhhh...

...we’re starting too close our eyes,
we’re starting to fall asleep,
in Robin Stone’s lesson,
and we don’t seem to learn a thing.
and then when he tries to teach,
we always seem to fall asleep,
we’re in Marketing,
and we don’t want to learn a thing.

we don’t seem to learn a thing
we don’t seem to really care
cause its marketing
and he can’t seem to teach a thing.

and even when we try (try) to learn
it doesn’t help one single bit
this is marketing
and we don’t seem to learn a thing.

are exam’s are so soon
we don’t seem to really care
and we haven’t learnt a thing.