The president was passing laws,

Gave a call to Santa Claus

He said, "Get that toy machine on high.

Economy is in a slump

I know what could pick it up

This year let's have Christmas in July"





Oh, we'll have a Christmas , a summer Christmas

We'll have one fine fun-time unwinding

In the sunshine Christmas

Oh, we'll spend yuletide, down by the poolside

This year let's have Christmas in July





I'm dreamin' of a hot Christmas

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells on the ice cream truck

Rudolf, the sunburned reindeer

Have yourself a very steamy Christmas





Who says Christ was a Capricorn?

Maybe He perhaps was born 

On the hottest Sunday of the year

His birthday might have been the time to be 

On the beach at Galilee

Watching him change water into beer





They'd have a Christmas, a summer Christmas

You'd see the Lord could surf 

Without a surfboard Christmas

Could it be possible? Check out the gospel

This year let's have Christmas in July