We're so cool yeah, yeah

Yeah we're so cool, cool

We're so cool yeah, yeah

Fuck you too, cool schmool



I don't wanna sit around & talk about the wipers

Weren't those the good old days?

I don't wanna wonder if you're gonna say hello

I don't wanna wonder if you're gonna walk away

I don't wanna hear how many friends you have

'cause I don't have any anymore

Cool schmool



I don't want you to tell me what's so cool

I don't wanna go back to jr. highschool

I don't want anyone to tell me how thin I am

I don't want to die for your fucking candy treats

Cool schmool



I just wanna be one of the boys

I just wanna be your little fashion toy

Let's hang out & be cool, alright

Let's go watch the girl fight tonight

Cool schmool



I don't have to try 'cause I know where you're at

I hate dogs so I love cats

I can bake a pie & look you up & down

I could throw your heart right outta this town



See I don't know why you're always telling me

what's so cool about what I'm wearing

When you can't even tell me how you feel

& you can't even be my friend for real