You say that no one likes you

We know it's just a song

It's just that no one thinks about you or your stupid song

I saw the things you wrote about me

I didn't even know you still have my Cheap Trick record

I'm sure you have much more

Don't write a song about it

Just gimme back my Cheap Trick record

You keep your guilty conscience

I read it work for word

You'll never see the price I paid

There's no justice in this world

Drive your car into a bus and blame the other girl

I don't want it, I don't want it

Keep walking with that girl

Yeah it's stiff competition

And I work hard every day

And I don't get flown around the world with the girls hanging on me like that

You say that no one likes you

We know it's just a song

It's just that no one thinks about you or your stupid song

I saw the things you wrote about me

I didn't even know that you still have my Cheap Trick record

Give it to me now!

Don't write a song about it

Just gimme back my Cheap Trick record!