Brad Paisley
Brad Paisley - Oneline songtekst
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I work down at the Pizza Pit And I drive an old Hyundai I still live with my mom and dad I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight I'm a sci-fi fanatic, a mild asthmatic I've never been to second base But there's whole other me That you need to see, go check out MySpace 'Cause online, I'm out in Hollywood I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good I drive a Maserati, I'm a black-belt in Karate And I love a good glass of wine It turns girls on that I'm mysterious I tell them I don't want nothing serious 'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat With two women at one time I'm so much cooler online So much cooler online I get home I kiss my mom And she fixes me a snack And I head down to my basement bedroom And fire up my Mac In real life, the only time I've ever even been to L.A Is when I got the chance with the marching band To play tuba in the Rose Parade Online, I live in Malibu I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ I'm single and I'm rich And I've got a set of six pack abs That would blow your mind It turns girls on that I'm mysterious I tell them I don't want nothing serious 'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat With two women at one time I'm so much cooler online Yeah, I'm cooler online When you got my kind of stats, it's hard to get a date Let alone a real girlfriend But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight Every time I log in Online, I'm out in Hollywood I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good Even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat With two women at one time I'm so much cooler online Yeah, I'm cooler online I'm so much cooler online Yeah, I'm cooler online Brad P is cooler online Yeah, I'm cooler online Brad P is cooler online Yeah, I'm senior online Hey, I'm cooler online