Brad Paisley
Brad Paisley - Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday (Feat. Kung Pao Buckaroos) songtekst
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And now the grand old opera theater proudly presents: a special holiday edition of the Adventures of the Kung Pao Buckaroos Well, it's a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday Whatever you do, watch what you say If you're easily offended, well, that's okay It's a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday We catch up with our three cowboys one cold December night Huddled around the camp fire How 'bout we sing some holiday songs? Yeah, hey George, you wanna lead us off? Yeah, I got one Oh Chri-biip-mas tree, oh Chri-biip-mas tree How lovely are thy branches... Why am I getting blipped again? Haven't you heard guys? You can't say 'Chri-biip-mas', you gotta say 'Holiday' I can't say Chri-biip-mas? No, you might offend somebody Who is offended by Chri-biip-mas? You know you might offend the biiiip and the biiiip and the atheists What? Time to politically correct I'll lead this off On the first day of Chri-biip-mas my true love sent to me… Jimmy, are you listening? What? You can't say Chri-biip-mas. Why not? You can say 'biiiip' on the last record Why can't I say 'Chri-biip-mas?' I didn't make the rules Hey, listen guys, it's not that difficult All you gotta do is change 'Chri-biip-mas' to 'Holiday' You know, instead of saying 'white Chri-biip-mas' You say 'I'm dreaming of a whi-biiip Holiday' Why did I get blipped? You've got to say Caucasian So I have to sing, 'I'm dreaming of a Caucasian holiday?' Sure, that won't offend anybody Well, it's a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday Whatever you do, watch what you say If you're easily offended, well, that's okay Why do these people have to feel that way? How come they get offended so easily? It's a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday I'm just trying to come up with a song here Let's sing one together, everybody ready? George? Ready Bill you're ready? I’m ready Jimmy? Jimmy? Jimmy? Okay! We three kings of biiiiiiiiip are bearing gifts we've traveled really far…. Sorry boys, you have to say Asia now What? Oh, come on, just try I've gotta get hyped up for this We three kings of Asia are…. That sounds like horse biiiip Oh lord, okay. How 'bout Little Drummer boy? Nope, that offends short people And you can't say drummer 'cause that will offend real musicians How 'bout little – hahaha- town of Bethlehem? What's this with all the short jokes? Hey how 'bout we do Silent Night? No, 'cause it offends people hard of hearing and afraid of the dark What did he say about a shark? SHARK? This happens every year Well, it's a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday Whatever you do, watch what you say If you're easily offended, well, that's okay It's a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday Hohoho No I can’t say ho? No you might offend some women So basically we can't sing anything? I think that a bunch of bull biiiip (Softer George it's more effective) I think that a bunch of bull biiiip You now what? I don't care who we offend, I'm gonna sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols (Louder Bill it’s more effective) I don't care who we offend I'm gonna sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols Me too We wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas We wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas We wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas And a happy ne-biip year You can't say new, it'll offend the old folks And you better not offend them Us Yeah