I've got a thing for a girl with a last name

That would make you laugh out loud if you heard it with the first

I'd like to think that maybe sooner or later

That she would change her mind about thinking I'm the worst



She said before that she don't like me this way

Cause I'm the guy that likes to stay too late

We shared a capsule, we would not have to drive

So I'm responsible for her being alive



I try to hold her hand

She doesn't understand

Why I just won't give up

She tells me we're just friends

I say, "That all depends"

And then she gives me that look

Like she doesn't think that it's ever gonna work out



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I lost my job because I've got a smart mouth

She works six days a week and has a nice house

I bought her flowers and the note said "Just cause"

I added words that may have made her throw up



I hope she'll come around

Who doesn't love the crown?

And have you ever seen my hair?

Maybe I text too much

I like to keep in touch

Is there an emoticon for despair?

She doesn't think that it's ever gonna work out



I try so hard to act like it's just fine the way it is

But for real, I wish that she would quit making me feel like shit

I love you, can't you see?

I know you're the one for me



I've got a thing for a girl with a last name

That would make you laugh out loud if you heard it with the first



I try to hold her hand

She doesn't understand

Why I just won't give up

She tells me we're just friends

I say, "That all depends"

And then she gives me that look

Like she doesn't think that it's ever gonna work out

She doesn't think that it's ever gonna work out

She doesn't think that it's ever gonna work out