You are my best friend in the world.

And I hope that you know,

when we hangout together,

it's freakin' awesome.



Playing poker Friday night,

Pyromancing off golf cart races

You think that my sister's hot

I accidentally shot your finger

off your writing hand oh well,

you get disability.

I broke my leg you laughed so hard

and told my ambulance to stop at the bar.



You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say

that I really and truly feel this way

not that there's anything wrong with being gay



And sometimes we punch each other in the face

like when I hit on your mom and got to second base

I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.



You fart and burp in the same key,

and I think your iPod sucks.

You make fun of my hair because yours is.. disappearing.



I've seen your penis you've seen mine

I popped your pimples you

rubbed aloe vera on my sun burnt back



you went in fits when I shit my pants

you felt my girls' brand new boobs

you asked to suck them she refused

so while you slept I shaved your head

you woke up and told me that I...



You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say

that I really and truly feel this way

not that there's anything wrong with being gay



And sometimes we punch each other in the face

like when I hit on your mom and got to second base

I know you know I love you (I fringin love you dude)

I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.



You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say

that I really and truly feel this way

not that there's anything wrong with being gay



And sometimes we punch each other in the face

like when I hit on your mom and got to second base

I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.