Hello baby

Yes, it's your friendly phone fanatic again

Oh yeah I'm loaded

With verbal rap ability, baby

You know you inspire me to poetry

So listen while I recite naughty nothings

That'll wet your eardrums



I'd like to, I'd like to, I'd like to

Yeah yeah yeah



Oh, can I make sweet love to you baby?



What I'd like to do would be good to you

And if you hang up on me now, I'll be through



I'm just living and loving, waiting for the moment

When you got time to kill

And if I can't your love, then

What's a telephone bill?



According to way the way you make me feel

I guess you'd call it obscene phone call

I'm not a storyteller though baby

I'd rather be with you, me to me

Oh, a sort of physical love, like, bubba

Oh, you're the sweetest fantasy I know



YOU



Excuse me if I seem obscene to you

I'm being real and that seems the thing to do



I'm just living and loving, waiting for the moment

When you got time to kill

And if I can't get your love, then

What's a telephone bill?



Oh baby, uh, just wanna hang on



I'd like to, I'd like to, I'd like to yeah yeah yeah

I'd like to make sweet love to you



Oh no, not that baby

I wanna be real with you



Let me just breathe in your ear hole baby

(Ohhhh ohhhh)

Don't fake me out

I love you baby

(I'd like to make sweet love to you)

Let me see if I can hit that note again

I love you baby

(Ohhh ohhh doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)

(I'd like to make sweet love to you)



Can you just explain to me what key are you in, baby?



I'd like to get real funk-kay

(I'd like to make sweet love to you)



I'm just living and loving waiting for the moment

When you got time to kill

And if I can't get your love, then

What's a telephone bill?



I'm just living and loving waiting for the moment

When you got time to kill

And if I can't get your love, then

What's a telephone bill?



I'm just living and loving waiting for the moment

When you got time to kill

And if I can't get your love, then

What's a telephone bill?



Oh, oh

I'd like to make sweet love to you



Maybe I'll manicure your toenails

And uh, make sweet love to you baby!

Rub my body with yours

Wait a minute operator, I'm not talking to you!