If a Man Answers your phone when I call

Oh, there's gonna be some screamin' that ain't all

'Cause if I'm here callin' you

Then who's the who I'm talkin' to ?

Why any fool could see

That for sure it ain't me

If a Man Answers your phone then honey we're through!



Now everything between us used to be fine

Till I became a third party

When there ain't no party line

You-hear-me-talkin'



Gonna hang this phone up now and dial again

Oh and their better be a soprano on the other end

'Cause if the voice is baritone

When you told me you'd be home alone

Well,then I'm wastin' my time

Not to mention my dime

So,If a Man Answers your phone then honey I'm gone!