Gather round fellows I'll tell you some tales about murder and blueberry pies

And heroes and hells and bottomless wells and lullabys legends and lies

And gather round ladies come sit at my feet I'll sing about warm sunny skies

There's mermaids and beans and lovin' machines in my lullabys legends and lies

Lullabys legends and lies and lies lullabys legends and lies

I'll sing you a song then I'll shuffle along with my lullabys legends and lies 



I may make you wonder I may make you smile I may bring the tears to your eyes

But when I disappear Lord you'll wish I was here with more lullabys legends and lies

So open the bottle and pass a guitar and look in my warm lovin' eyes

I'll take you to places you ain't been before with my lullabys legends and lies

Lullabys legends and lies...