i remember way back when i was just a boy

going places with my mom and dad

it used to scare me to death how momma used to act

after 6 or 7 beers she's had

we were sitting at a table 

when momma got disabled 

all the liquar running to her head

soon i got to chokin daddy wasnt jokin

when he grabbed me by the arm and said



dont look now mommas got her boobs out 

showin every body in town 

our faces turning red 

we were wishing we were dead 

there were people standing all around

when momma gets a drinking there aint much thinking

theres nothing anybody can do

just hope and pray there never comes a day 

when mommas out drinking with you