You're a beautiful girl

And your pants are on so tight

That when you stand just right

I can see it all



When you're on the beach

And your bikini's soaking wet

I see a fuzzy silhouette

As I look down below

I see your camel toe



Your biscuit, your beavage

I see your cooter cleavage

Your monkey, your muffin

You ain't hidin' nothin'

Your coochie, your flapper

You're showin' off your snapper



Your camel toe

It looks alright so baby let it show

Looks like a big taco

I see your camel toe

(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)



I could really go

For a sideways sloppy joe

Or a tuna casserole

Baby don't you know



I never thought I'd see

So much of your anatomy

Your jeans are so tight

I'm learning gynecology

I see your camel toe



- Your labia, your vulva

Ooh ya know i love ya

- Pudenda, vagina, nothin' could be finer.

It's furry, it's fluffy, lookin' kinda puffy.

Your camel toe

It looks alright so baby let it show

Looks like a big taco

I see your camel toe

(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)



Your biscuit, your beavage

I see your cooter cleavage

Your monkey, your muffin

You ain't hidin' nothin'

Your coochie, your flapper

You're showin' off your snapper



Your camel toe

It looks alright so baby let it show

Looks like a big taco

I see your camel toe