Dashing through the snow In my rusty Chevrolet
Down the road I go, Sliding all the way
I need new piston rings I need some new snow tires
My car is held together By a piece of chicken wire

Rust and smoke the heater's broke
The door just blew away
I light a match to see the dash
and then I start to pray...hey!
The frame is bent, the muffler went,
but the radio's OK
Oh what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet

I went to the store To get some Christmas cheer
I just passed up my left front tire and it's getting
hard to steer
Skidding down the highway Right past the county cops
I had to drag my swampers To get the car to stop

Rust and smoke the heater's broke

The door just blew away
I light a match to see the dash
and then I start to pray...hey!
The frame is bent, the muffler went,
but the radio's OK
Oh what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet

Bouncing through the snow drifts In a big blue cloud of
smoke
People laugh as I drive by I wonder what's the joke
I got to get to Wal-Mart To pick up the layaway
Cause Santa Clause is coming soon In his big old rusty
sleigh.

Rust and smoke the heater's broke
The door just blew away
I light a match to see the dash
and then I start to pray...hey!
The frame is bent, the muffler went,
but the radio's OK
Oh what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet