Long Distance Company,
Always calling to save me dough.
"How's your savings?"
"Ours go farther!"
"We can switch you, you just say so."

Call your mother.
She might listen.
I don't need you to waste my time.
My phone is perfect,
Never better.
Friends and family are doing just fine.

Well, they promise I can reach the world,
And they say that that will throw in some perks.
When they swear that I will save a bundle,
They're just blowing sunshine up my skirt.

I'm busy.
We're eating
You call all the time
MY SERVICE IS FINE!!!

I'm sleeping.
I work late.
You bug me to death.
YOU PEOPLE ARE SLIME!!!

I wish you'd
Stop calling!
*click*
(beep-beep-beep-beep.