7-11 (Mark Davis)
(Stairway To Heaven - Led Zeppelin)

There's a lady who goes
To the store that won't close
And she's shopping at 7 Eleven

Down the aisle she sees
Ding-dongs, beer, and Friskies
And a Snickers really satisfies her

Ooooh make my Slurpy

If there's a penny on the counter
You can use it
Please pay inside before pumping gas
Dear Lebanese cashier how I wish
You spoke English
I just bought a Big Gulp from Ahmed
Ahmed

(Greetings!
Perhaps you would be enjoying a beef jerky with your purchase of Hustler magazine.
Do you require a spoon straw? )

And you will find one down the road
Coffee and cigarettes to go
Twinkies from here to Tokyo
They've been robbed eight times in a row
And the fluorescent lights glow
Microwave your burrito

And she's shopping at 7 Eleven