I smoke two joints in the morning
I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the afternoon
And it makes me feel alright

I smoke two joints in time of peace
And two in time of war
Smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
And then I smoke two more
Yeah, thats what I do, hey

Mama she always told me son you really have it bad
Mama she always told me son you do the best you can
Then one day I met a man he came to me and said
I work good and I work fine but first take care of him

I smoke two joints in the morning
I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the video game
And it makes me feel alright

I smoke two joints in the time of peace
And two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
And then I smoke two more
Ooh ooh ooh ooh

One peace one time
Funny days, funny days
Gimme that bass line
Fellas, fellas