Local and direct
 Room to room
 An operator
 (No calls today, dear
 They'll just have to wait, dear)
 I call
 And I collect
 (So just strike him softly
 Away from the body)
 You're made up too shiny today
 There's so much trouble
 Your thoughts are just
 Pissing away
 It's so much trouble
 I am a manager
 And I am in control
 As the local delegator
 (No calls today, dear
 They'll just have to wait, dear)
 I offer no guarantee at all
 (So don't take it lightly
 You passed your sell-by date)
 You're made up too shiny today
 It's so much trouble
 Your thoughts are just
 Pissing away
 It's so much trouble
 A new typeface
 A new day
 It's so much trouble
 You can't remember ten minutes ago
 It's so much trouble
 Too much trouble