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HAPPY HOLIDAYS, YOU BASTARD - BLINK 182 - TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS AND JACKET
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** Bass Tab **

Tuning : E A D G

# NOTES #  N.C - No Chord
  |  B  | F#  | G#  |  E  |
G-|-----|-----|-----|-----|
D-|-----|-----|-----|-----|
A-|--2--|-----|-----|-----|
E-|-----|--2--|--4--|--0--|

# VERSE #
N.C            B                         F#
It's christmas eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents
               B                         F#
It's christmas eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents
      G#                            E
And I hate, hate, hate your guts, I hate, hate, hate your guts
    B          F#          E
And I'll never talk to you again

# CHORUS #
            E              B          F#          E
Unless your dad'll suck me off
                           I'll never talk to you again
(E)                         B          F#          E
Unless your mum'll touch my cock
                            I'll never talk to you again
(E)              B          F#          E
Ejeculate into a sock
                 I'll never talk to you again
(E)
I'll never talk to you again

# VERSE 2 #
(E)        B                           F#
It's labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
           B                           F#
It's labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
       G#                               E
And he shit, shit, shit his pants, he's always fuckin' shittin' his pants
    B          F#          E
And I'll never talk to you again

>PLAY CHORUS> END ON B

Tabbed by:
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