I want to fuck a dog in the ass
(He wants to fuck a dog in the ass)
I want to fuck a dog
That's right, kids

I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
Could only find the dog
And his ass

We want to fuck a dog in the ass
We want to fuck a dog in the ass
We want to fuck a dog

I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass
(Arr, me and me first mate, ya scurvy cur)
Tried to fuck a fucking pirate
But I found the dog
(Ahh, there was no pirate man,he was on siesta)

(It's a Mexican pirate)

We want to fuck a dog in the ass
We want to fuck a dog in the ass

Want to fuck a fucking dog

Fuck you