[Fat Albert] "Hey Mudfoot, you know what we're here for, lay some treats on us!"



[Intro]

Yo, dis is one of the, dis dis

Yo dis is that, that's that joint

Yo that's the.. that's that joint

Yo this is another one from the, y'know

You know who it's from!  WHAT?!

Oh, now you don't know who it's from now right?

Okay, now I'ma just tell you

You know this is from the diabolical energetical

poetrical numerical new lyrical man, B-I-Z

Emmezah-emmezah-A-R-K-I-E

Best on the scene, man appointed rap king in effect

If you EVER try to disrespect the Biz Markie

Disability checks you collect, BUT ANYWAY!

I'm just bringin you you somethin

A new, a new a little somethin

Because you remember me from y'know, "The Biz Mark, Biz Mark"

And from the {*beatboxing*} and all that mess

And you know all the other stuff from like, "Make the Music.."

But yo, but I'd like to dedicate this to, my best friend TJ Swan

My cuz-n, my cousin Cutmaster Cool V

My man, my man, and my man, DJ Marley Marl

Cause we in the studio doin this, this is for my NEW DANCE

So check it out, everybody ready

I think he's ready to get, I-ah-I

I-I just think he's read', I think I'm ready to get hype



[Biz Markie]

I'm the Diabolical, Biz Markie

From "Pickin' Boogers," the "Vapors" - "Make the Music" you see

But now I'm bringin to you for your enjoyment

It's an animated dance for my employment

You might remember him from Saturday afternoon

He was my favorite character on any cartoon

But when you do the dance, you can't stay kaput

EVERYBODY GET UP.. and do the Mudd Foot

C'MON!  Get up and do the Mudd Foot

C'mon, yo yo, yo c'mon and do the MUDD Foot

"Hey hey," yo hey, yo, do the MUDD Foot



[Interlude]

Now bust this out

I'm not even gonna get into no rhymin

I just want everybody to listen to the funky beat

While my DJ Cutmaster Cool V, cut up what the name of this dance is



[Cool V scratches "Mudfoot"]



[Outro]

You know, I can't really do all that stuff

You know I'm not into that cuttin, but

I want everybody to the dance, let me show you

You see, you gotta act like you crippled

Like you just got one leg, and you know you just gotta just

You gotta just, ge-ge-ge-ge-ge-just gotta relax

and just, let the music take over your body and just chill

Cause this is the Diabolical B-I-Z, Emmezah-A-Rrrah

You know me from, "The Biz Mark, Biz Mark"

I already said that already, but it don't even MATTER

Bring the bassline back in, now bust this out

I'm just talkin about, this is gon' be the new thing to take over

The next century, cause it's gettin ready to be the 90's

And I want this to be one of the hottest dances comin out

It's called the "Mudd Foot"

You know, you you can't do "The Butt" off this music

You can't do "The Wop," can't do nuttin else off it

Can't do the "Michael Jackson"

Only thing you can do off this music is the "Mudd Foot"

Can't be doin that "Arsenio Hall"

I don't know I don't know how he do that, m-heh-heh

Or that I.O.U.'n, Scoob and Scrap'n

And anybody else dancin

Only thing you can do off this, is, the "Mudd Foot"

So c'mon, do the MUDD Foot

Yo, I, see, you know I been here

I been in this studio for about a month

I'm tryin to teach Swan how to do the "Mudd Foot"

I don't know what the heck he doin, he-heh-heh

Marley can't even do it, yo

I'm tryin to teach, Cool V how to the "Mudd Foot"

He doin the "Butt Foot" I don't know what the heck he doin

But, the way you gotta do the "Mudd Foot"

You gotta just kick it, it gotta be like flowin y'know?

It gotta be flowin!

I know everybody from Uptown, by the Apollo, Uptown

Way Uptown, the Bronx, Brooklyn, Queens, Manhattan, Staten Island

Long Island!  Everybody from out of state like Kansas City

California, everywhere, I can't forget New Jersey, Newark y'know

[fades out]