My funny Valentine, sweet comic Valentine,
you make me smile with my heart.
Your looks are laughable, unphotographable.
Yet, you're my fav'rite work of art.
Is your figure less than Greek ?
Is your mouth a little weak ?

When you open it to speak, are you smart ?
Stay little Valentine, sty ! Each day is Valentine's day.
Is your figure less than Greek ? Is your mouth a little wek ?
When you open it to speak, are you smart ?
But please, don't change on hair for me, not if you care for me.
Stay little Valentine, stay ! Each day is Valentine's day.