My skinny Minnie is a crazy chick, 



Six foot high and one foot thick



Do I love her



Does a boy love pie



She is the apple of my eye, 



Skinny Minnie



She ain't skinny, she's tall, that's all







Tho' her shadow doesn't take much ground



What there is sure gets around



What there ain't that's what she be



'N' even that's too much for me



Skinny Minnie



She ain't skinny, she's tall, that's all







Slightly slimmer than a fishing pole



One half rock and one half roll



Dig that chick from either side



Man, you'll yell "Where did she hide"



Skinny Minnie



She ain't skinny, she's tall, that's all