(G. Johnson/D. Gallagher)



Lord I smoked 100 cigarettes

Waiting on your call but it ain't come yet

I'm waiting for your footsteps in my hall

And I'm watching for this ash to fall



And while I'm counting my regrets

I'm gonna smoke 100 cigarettes



My porch light is on and I've unlocked my door

My eyes are red and my throat is sore

I check my mail and watch my phone

And I wonder when you're coming home



And while I'm counting my regrets

I'm gonna smoke 100 cigarettes



Yes, I smoked 100 cigarettes

Waiting for your call but it ain't come yet

I'm waiting for your footsteps in my hall

And I'm watching for this ash to fall



How much longer can I watch my own TV

Now that I've seen how white my shirts can be

One more smoke, I'll take just one more sip

Before I wipe your name right off my lips



And while I'm counting my regrets

I'm gonna smoke 100 cigarettes



Yes, I smoked 100 cigarettes

Waiting for your call but it ain't come yet

I'm waiting for your footsteps in my hall

And I'm watching for this ash to fall



And while I'm counting my regrets

I'm gonna smoke 100 cigarettes



Before I see the rising sun

I believe I'll smoke 101