[Big Ed]  (Da Diiiiiiiick)



I'm having a big problem, or should I say difficulty?

With my body's faculty

My wood ain't acting right, as soon as I got this girl to act right 

Seduced her to give up the ass on the first night

Her name is Cynthia, hell of a body that will send for ya

Backstage, D.C, had my niggas go send for her

She spotted me and she said 

"I was just wondering why they call you Big Ed?"

Now that's the million dollar question hon'

Let just say in the sack I'm known to make a run

Forget about it, cause I'll hit you with that pressure

Can't wait to undress ya, with your fine ass lookin' like Vanessa

5'11", light skin, green eyes and convacios

Defintely lickable in delicate places

Not tonight though, strickly just to dick down 

Got to the telly, honey laid down, pulled the pannies way down

Ain't got time to waste now, she's tuggin' at my waist now

Dropped my pants, dropped my drawers, and whipped it out

Inserted into her mouth, she wrapped her head around the ear

She let me watch my dick disappear, reappear

I rubbed the cat, finger fucked it, she grabbed my hand and sucked it

And in the other hand nothing but dick

I got my jim-hand but when I tried to put it on 

My hard-on was gone 

I told my dick "Attention salute"

But he didn't, insuborate motherucker

What happened to the rocka rocka motherfucker?

Then he spoked, spoked me I almost choked

On my spit, this is ricdoulous

I'm looking at my piece like whose dick is this?

(Who Am I? I'm the nigga that made you

I'm the reason why all the honies laid you

I got 'em doing all that freaky shit they do

Reprations overdue)

Nigga hold up, reprations? (Yeah I said it)

Now what you mean you got me pussy? (Oh I didn't get it?)

(Only thing you did was brag about me

Telling 'em how I'm hangin' like Nights of the Boogie

All in the your raps, all in your convo

you building curosity straight from the get-go

You know, and I know, that she wants to know

And she ain't gonna go, until she knows how long I grow)

Nigga I got it from the game I spit 

I enticed the mind way before she saw the dick

What you mean you made me? I'm the that bust the raps

Bust the gats (Yeah but I got the nuts to go do that

Hoes I run through that) 

Fool when I walk in the spot they be like who that?

(Nigga they be lookin' at the bulge in your pants

The size of your feet and hands, peepin' out your stance

Musclar, six pack, don't mean shit

They leave your stupid ass if you go impatent

Nigga you ain't shit without me, can't do shit without me

Cause every women loves a big fat stiffy

That she can sit on, direct and cream on

And if I don't rise up, best believe she's gone

Alot of women want their cats licked

But it takes a backseat to some bomb dick

Even money won't do the trick, she'll get tired of the shit

She'll start sneaking around hunting for some dick

The want from you to lift shit, fix shit 

You wouldn't be around if you weren't attached to dick

I'm in control, I'm the brain's extension

No matter you postition, just look at Bill Clinton

Dykes hate you but buy me off the shelf)

Man nigga fuck you (Nawl that's bad for your health

And while we on the topic, this bad hoe you wanna stab

Can't fuck with her dogg, she got crabs

And they'll get in my afro, oh hell no

Let's just bust from flacio, cause she'll go)

*door slams*