Destiny was calling

Monday afternoon

Wednesday you'll be crawling

and you'll pray to be there soon

with sports and wine

Yeh yeah. 

Sports and wine, no no



Some men never grew up

fortunate like you

some men never found out

what it takes to be a dude

that's sports and wine, yeh yeah.

sports and wine, no no



The girls don't understand it

what you think is art

my, oh my, we're all impressed

how sensitive you are

everybody's talking about you now

you know it's true

because it always has been

sports and wine for you



So you asked me how I think I know 

Just what makes you tick

I don't know what I know you know

I know you make me sick

Sports and wine

Sports and wine 



the girls don't understand it,

anything you say

I don't understand it either

guess that makes me gay.

Everybody's talking about you now

you know it's true

No, no, no, no, no