Song: If You're Feeling Sinister
BY: Belle and Sebastian
Produced by: Belle and Sebastian
From the Album: If you're feeling Sinister
Tabbed by: mackeh (gmonkees@hotmail.com)



B           x24442
F#          244322
G#m         466444
D#m         x68876
C#          x46664

B |F# |B |F# |B |F# |B |F# |B |F#

B                                                                   F#
Anthony walked to his death because he thought he'd never feel this way again
B                                                                    F#
If he goes back to the house then things would go from bad to worse, what could he do?
B                                                           F#
He wants to remember things exactly as he left them on that Funny Day
B
And if there is something else beyond, he isn't scared because
G#m
It's bound to be less boring than today
B
bound to be less boring than tomorrow

B |F# |B |F# |

B                                                           F#
Hilary walked to her death because she couldn't think of anything to say
B                                                             F#
Everybody thought that she was boring, so they never listened anyway
B                                                  F#
Nobody was really saying anything of interest, she fell asleep
B
She was into S&M and bible studies
               G#m
Not everyone's cup of tea she would admit to me
B
cup of tea, she would admit to no one
G#m
cup of tea, she would admit to me
B
cup of tea, she would admit to no one

B |F# |B |F# |

B                                                          F#
Hilary went to the Catholic Church because she wanted information
B                                                               F#
The vicar, or whatever, took her to one side and gave her confirmation
B                                                                 F#
Saint Theresa's calling her, the church up on the hill is looking lovely
B
But it doesn't interest, the only things she wants to know is
G#m
How and why and when and where to go
B
How and why and when and where to follow
G#m
How and why and when and where to go
B
How and why and when and where to follow

D#m
But if you are feeling sinister
   C#
Go off and see a minister
      B                                                         F#
He'll try in vain to take away the pain of being a hopeless unbeliever

B |F# |B

F#                                                     B
When she got back, her spirituality was thrown into confusion
F#                                                      B
So she got a special deal on renting From the man at Rediffusion
F#                                                         B
"Look at me! I'm on TV It makes up for the shortcomings of being poor
F#
Now I'm in a million pieces", picked up for deliberation
G#m
By the people listening at home
B#
By the people watching on the telly
G#m
By the people listening at home
B#
By the people watching on the telly

D#m
But if you are feeling sinister
   C#
Go off and see a minister
      B                                                         F#
He'll try in vain to take away the pain of being a hopeless unbeliever

B |F# |B

       D#m
But if you are feeling sinister
      C#
Go off and see a minister
B
Chances are you'll probably feel better
B                              F#
If you stayed and played with yourself