Had one lover all my life, he left me high and dry

And after I cried all my tears, I learned how to get by

Well there's been old friends to ease my pain

Jack Daniels to name a few

But I'd be damned if I go home with a Wild Turkey like you



I've been out with Johnny Ridge, George Dickle never failed

I've taken Southern Comfort just to chase that Coopers Ale

And on those cold nights old Granddad would help me make it through

But I'd be damned if I go home with a Wild Turkey like you



Now I have seen some loosers, that would make a statue cry

But boy if you had some feathers I'd swear that you could fly

Yes I came in here alone....and yes I've had a few

But I'd be damned if I go home with a Wild Turkey like you



Now don't get the impression that I care about what you do

But when it gets close to thanksgiving I'd hide if I was you

Yes I came in here alone....and yes I've had a few 

But I'd be damned if I go home with a Wild Turkey like you