Well its way too soon to have the seven year itch

But he's getting cranky and I'm just a bit....unsure

I'll tell you what I mean

You see when we first met I thought well this is it

But it turns out my head was just full of sh....ining stars

Things just ain't what they seem



CHORUS:  Ooooh my cards are played, my cards are played

Ooooh I wanna get lazy bones out my back door

UUh Uhh Uuhhuh  uuhhuh huh yeah



Now I'm not the type to make the first pass

But when he walked by and I saw his as....h coloured eyes

Well it was like a dream...oh yes it was

Now my dreams are lying in broken bits

And I know he onl loved me for my big T...elevision

I've got a wide screen!!



CH



Well I love getting hugged and I love geting kissed

And he loves beer and he loves getting p....retty drunk

It goes straight to his head oh yes it does

And I guess my mother warned me when I was 5 or 6

She said that men like him only think with their de...fective brains

Least I think that's what she said



CH



Lazy bones, Lazy bones

Boy you can kiss my...