I've had my share of crosses to bear

I've had a boyfriend or three

And I tend to fall with no warning at all

When I see a man smiling at me

So that's why I'm here pouring this beer

With a man half asleep in my chair

Now when he looks at me

I'm damned if I see whatever the hell got him there



I used to sink in his arms....now my arms are in his sink

He used to love me all night....now I miss it if I blink

The sweetest first kiss has turned me into this

I picked the wrong man again

I must be crazy, he's broke and he's lazy

He's not working - can I trade him in



Now 3 years have gone since he turned me on

The love light has faded so dim

And I wonder how my heart could allow feelings for someone like him

While we dream of a rose and champagne

I'll climb the walls till Prince Charming calls

And its toodbye to old what's his name



I used to sink in his arms ...now my arms are in his sink

He used to love me all night ...now I miss it if I blink

The sweetest first kiss has turned me into this

I picked the wrong man again

I must be crazy, he's broke and he's lazy

He's not working - Can I trade him in

He's not working - Can I trade him in