I'm mike d and I'm bustin' out trap kits
 The time has come so I'm going to rap this
 You Rip Van Winkle now you're gonna wake up
 mcs pick up a hobby that you're gonna take?
 on the stage I'm known to break fool
 But when I'm at the table it's the Futterman's rule
 Workin' on my game cause it's there to tax
 I'm on a crazy mission to wax bob mack
 up to the top, to the very last drop
 I'm making bunk from the rhymes I make
 I'm selling sex rhymes by the pound
 you horny MC's wont you gather round
 I've got the skills to pay the bills(x4)
 Better pull through when it comes to me
 Let it go down like it's supposed to be
 Words together like birds in a flock
 Yes rhymes on time like the hands on a clock
 Well I'm an epileptic, a skept-a-cleptic
 I'm cutting up the beats from?
 I fucked around and then I lost my tooth
 I'm telling everybody it's the goddamned truth
 Like Dennis Coffey I'm a Scorpio
 Like my man Schneider, I'm a super ho
 Making mountains out of molehills and rockin' some mo' skills
 butt naked beats with butt naked _______
 I've got the skills to pay the bills(x4)
 Welcome Welcome back
 I don't sell bullets and I don't sell crack
 Rub a little oil on my neck and back
 Now listen baby doll we outta hit the sack
 the original young aboriginal
 continued evolution of an individual
 got so many rhymes ya know my throat is sore
 it's 1992 and still no one to vote for
 Well my words are what I'm seeing through my own eyes
 a little vision of the truth in this world of lies
 when it comes to coming off I like to get my fill
 Well I got the skills
 I got the skills to pay the bills(x4