You've got Kenny G, in your Trans Am
 You've got names like Billy Ray
 Now you sing Hip Hop Hooray
 Put your Dakleys and your stone wash on
 Watching MTV and you mosh on
 #1 on the side and don't touch the back
 #6 on the top and don't cut it wack, Jack

 Shiny chrome rims never rusted
 Driving through the tunnel, you might get busted
 Never trusted, Mullet head
 You know you took that girl to bed
 Cruising 8th Street Saturday night
 Trying to find a head shop, looking to fight
 You've got that stonewash derriere
 Spike the top because the week-end is here

 You wanna know what's a mullet? well
 I got a little story to tell
 About a hair style, that's way of life
 Have you ever seen a Mullet wife?

 Yo, take a chill B, check out my Spillbee
 'Cause you don't know about the Mullet head
 Cruise in my Iroc, stonewash on my cock
 Got it like that 'cause I'm the Mullet head
 Put me on trial 'cause I'm worth your while
 Pass me the comb 'cause I'm the Mullet man

 Read the New York Post, read a story
 About Joey Buttafooco in all his glory
 They said he tried to freak it with a high school girl
 Pimpin' Amy Fisher to the rest of the world
 A real lover man, a real Cassanova
 Joey got horny and now he's over
 Amy got pissed, shot his wife
 Joey gest to jail for the rest of his life

 Cut the sides, don't touch the back