Ah yea...
     Agh yea this one's dedicated to all
     the ladies in the front , the back
     All the older ladies out there
     lookin' nice, you know who you are
     whoo...

     I need you, boomin' granny
     I said I want you, boomin' granny
     Boomin' granny, boomin' granny
     Boomin' granny, good and plenty

     Well it might sound odd, it might sound corny
     But here's some sex rhymes for those that are horny
     For your boomin' granny with the boomin' system
     Said I love ya won't leave ya so you got to listen
     See I'm talkin' about the way that I'm feeling
     You're so lovely lengthy and so appealing
     A sassy sophisticated sexy lady
     Well I'm 26 and you're 80
     The clock is ticking so you better not front
     We can go downtown and we could smoke some blunt
     Well you're a lovely girlgolden girl, just like Bea Arthur
     Just turn down the lights so we can go farther

     Boomin' granny, boomin' granny
     Boomin' granny, good and plenty

     Because I saw ya at the check out line
     You dropped your coupons and you were looking fine
     Sophisticated, and so mature
     I couldn't really care if you're 50 or 74
     Because I want ya, and I need ya
     Hey boomin' granny you could be my teacher
     And I could be your pet, bet
     Listen old lady I'm gonna make ya sweat!
     I know I'm younger, and your much older
     You look so nice on my Chevy Nova
     I'm gonna take her to the low rider show, and flaunt ya
     I gotta tell ya lady I said I want ya, boomin' granny

     Because I need you boomin' granny
     Boomin' granny, boomin' fanny
     Boomin' granny, good and plenty