I am a modern caveman

Sittin' here by the fire

These hands of mine been busy

They never seem to tire

I am a fearless hunter

Look at all these bones

Sometimes I sit and wonder

Who I am and what I'm for

I'm a caveman

I painted lots of pictures

And made up my own songs

I shivered through the winters

The pain has made me strong

I'm looking for a woman

To help me count these stars

Then maybe she could show me

Who I am and what I'm for

I'm a caveman

I named the constellations

And taught myself to swim

Created my creator

And made me look like him

I pondered my condition

Till my head began to ache

Right now I'm going fishin'

It's good to be at the top of the food chain

I'm a caveman