Try to get this into your head:
Guitars are dead
You are sad in all the wrong ways
Please go away

Fuck your slow songs
And while you're at it
Fuck the fast ones too
Stupid old timers
You're not doing anything new

Your criticism has been noticed
And we plead guilty to a major part
But nothing is easier or more fun
Than annoying young punks
So we slowed it down
And added strings and a steel guitar
We wrote song words
About how misunderstood we are

Fuck your slow songs
And while you're at it
Fuck the fast ones too
Stupid old timers
You're not doing anything new