I do not like heaven
 It’s finally not my place
 I do not like you either
 I don’t like your face

 I do not like my mother
 I sometimes hate my dad
 I don’t like my brother
 That really makes me sad

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 I ride the road into hell
 To meet my maker
 I’m tangled and under your spell
 You are a faker
 (I do not believe in)

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 Where is my backstage pass?
 God!
 Give me all access
 God!
 Where is my backstage pass?
 God!

 I don’t like what I’m saying
 I don’t like what I think
 Maybe I am not worth it
 God, can you spare a drink?

 I do not like Mondays
 I do not like my wife
 Lord, I will surrender
 To get me out alive

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