Raisins come from grapes, people come from apes

I come from Canada

I came in first place in a nonexistent race

To rebuild the Parthenon



The Parthenon's in Greece or was it in Grease 2?

I can't keep my movies straight

When I make mistakes I use a lot of salt

'Cause salt makes m'steaks taste great



I don't want to be a bother

But I think the phone's for you



I've got orange pants, I wear them when I dance

But I don't get out that much

You are just too loud, I passed you in a crowd

Thank you and keep in touch



I don't speak Chinese, not even words like please

Thank you or how are you

But I can parle FranAais, I parled a bit today

It seemed like the thing to do



I don't want to be a bother

But I think you're in my seat