Just show me the venue 

When I'm the menu 

It's personalized 

The life of the party 

I'm like Billy Barty 

But regular-sized 

I guess I should explain 

Your guests will go insane 

For me 



'Cause I'm serving up quality 

It can't be beat 

If you're not down 

Vote with your feet 

My quality, biology 

Enhanced with high technology 



Over in England 

Everything bent 

But I'm satisfied 

I hung with the stars there 

You know they drive cars there 

On the other side 

They barely noticed me 

You said you'd go with me 

Always 



'Cause I'm serving up quality 

It can't be beat 

If you're not down 

Vote with your feet 

My quality, biology 

Inspired some Greek mythology 



It's all true (cross my heart and hope to die) 

I swear to you (stick a needle in your eye) 

And if you've been misled 

May some lightning strike me dead 



Back Japan, they 

Did not understand, they 

Sent me back here 

But look at them now, they're 

Rubbing my cow, there 

And feeding it beer 

I may go back someday 

They'll have a huge buffet 

For me 



'Cause I'm serving up quality 

It can't be beat 

If you're not down 

Vote with your feet 

My quality, mirology 

Is studied in theology 



It's quality 

It can't be beat 

If you're not down 

Vote with your feet 

My quality, biology 

Enhanced with high technology