Time after time I tell myself
That I'm so lucky to be Jule Styne
When things seemed so dark
I walked up to Ray Stark

And I said "Please meet a friend of mine
Ray Stark, Barbra Streisand, Barbra Streisand, Ray Stark "
Ms. Streisand sang and I played
He said, "She looks just like my maid"

Just you do your job and I'll do mine
Which just goes to show
How much producers know
He said, "Bell bath would be divine"

You all know the switch
The maid, she made him rich
For which he hates Jule Styne