Down the made orange
With the pimps and the peddlers
Looking like Colombo
Feeling like Holmes the Meddler

It's breakfast time
Have a pot of wine
Sucking on a bone
Chewing on a microphone

I am a fireman
I live in a Lisbon bus shelter
I am the fireman
Satan's little helper

All the Brits abroad

Looking for an easy score
Talk about North Korea
And think about your career

I am a fireman
I live in a Lisbon bus shelter
I am the fireman
Says I am a fireman
I am a fireman
At the fireman's convention
In Buenos Aires
Says I am a fireman
I am the fireman